great way to start the summer: kitten and six flags!
Thursday, May. 29, 2003 - 12:12 am
school's finally out! yippie! i'm so excited! summer has been good so far, kinda busy, but that's good. i best get started on my summer work though, or it's gonna kick me up the arse.
i got a new kitten yesterday! he's 6 weeks old! he's sooooo cute! he's orange and white and tiny! and his name is max! i like him a lot! except i've never seen a cat with that much energy in my life. it's like insane. he just...never gets tired!
today i went to six flags with all the youth groups and stuff. omg, i think i did the scariest thing of my entire life. me, noelle, and brandon nessler (even though i don't really know him) did that thing where they harness you in and then they lift you up on a cord like freak high. and then you're just like hanging there and you have to pull the cord. and then it just let's you drop and you fly! i think i bout pissed myself. and we had to sign up and then they gave us this card thing and they were like come back at 3:45 for your turn, and that was an hour away. so i just sat there for an hour and watched other people go. and i was like wtf? why am i doing this? and i think that's like the scaredest i've ever been. i was litterally about to crap myself. and everyone i saw i was like "what do you think the chances of me dying are? do you think i could die?" and then like when it was finally our turn me and noelle were like "brandon, you gotta pull it" and then they were like "no, he's gotta be in the middle b/c he's heaviest, one of you has to do it" and noelle like refused to! SO I HAD TOO! and that scared the crap outta me. and so they like strap us in, and we start going up and it was SO insane! and it was so high. and the whole time brandon was like "we're gonna fall down there, straight down there. omg. omg. omg" and noelle was just talking -like just rambly scared talk- and i was too. and then we got like half way up and we thought we were all the way there. and then i'm waiting for the dude to wave the "blue and yellow flag" so i can pull the cord and no, he doesn't. he pushes another button! and we were all like "o s*** we're not at the top yet!" and so we finally get to the top. and it was awesome b/c there were so many people watching us from the churches and they were just like screaming so loud for us! and we were like "haha, that's so cool!" and so he waves the flag and i just sit there. and brandon was like "pull it! pull it! pull it!" and i was just like "merrrr!" and then i had to like count to myself 1,2,3... and i pulled it and i was like f*** and then it was AWESOME! it was like the most incredible thing in the world! it was the biggest rush i have ever had in my life! and it felt like we were flying! and the whole time we were just screaming! and we were like "HELL YEAH! THIS IS AWESOME!" o man, it was great. you all gotta do that i'm telling you. lane got lots of pictures! hehe! that's exciting! and yeah, the other rides were good too! haha. and now for some six flags quotes/stuff:
-that's the bus that Jesus rides in
-you re re (you gotta say it the redneck way)
-girl, your mama didn't take her follic acid!
-i'm gonna close my eyes on this one! i gotta hold on real tight! ... hell yeah!
-so ya'll been makin out? no! o, it's just the little brother job! hehe, i could say something really funny right now!
-talking about homeward bound and shreck
-busy!
-i lost, i don't like this game!
-spider buildings (that don't exsist!)
-hey that's a huge gorillia! it's a gorillia building!
-and that's a huge dinasour, that's a dinasour building!
-what if i did walk all the way home by your car?
-where are ya'll gonna go? i dunno, i gotta take a crap!
-the ball that gives birth
-what is this? skank day at six flags!?!
-the groady people in the scorther line that wouldn't stop making out!
-way to go jerry, keep up the good work!
-there was a little girl knocking for you!
ahh, those are some good memories. and a great way to start off the summer!
new episodes of the real world and road rules are on! yay! you know what that means? girls nights! woo!
